In Church on Sunday we had a really good sermon. Unfortunately I can't find my notes from it. I know they are here somewhere. Anyways....I remembered this particular verse and thought I would share it with you. When I looked it up I realized the entire chapter is interesting so I am sharing the whole thing. I am always amazed that the Bible was written SO long ago but it really pertains to us today. Not that I ever doubted it, but the Bible really does have all the answers - you just have to find them. I am including the Message version and The King James. I also checked out the NIV version and they all say the basic same thing - just in different terms.Here are some verses I find particularly amusing....v. 7 - "If you are stuffed you refuse dessert" ...hmmm, you do?
v. 14 - I guess they didn't like morning people even back in "Bible times".
v. 15-16 Many other translations say "the nagging wife" or various other negative terms. The translation that was in the sermon was the Good News translation and it uses the nagging wife term. The woman who was sitting next to me looked at me during the sermon and pointed out that the verse was coming up (she was reading ahead in the bulletin). Every woman in the room probably felt the same....Something like (sending mental telepathy messages to their husbands) - "don't you dare elbow me!". Ha ha ha.
v. 22 - Just plain funny.
Proverbs 27 (The Message)
You Don't Know Tomorrow1 Don't brashly announce what you're going to do tomorrow; you don't know the first thing about tomorrow.
2 Don't call attention to yourself;
let others do that for you.
3 Carrying a log across your shoulders
while you're hefting a boulder with your arms
Is nothing compared to the burden
of putting up with a fool.
4 We're blasted by anger and swamped by rage,
but who can survive jealousy?
5 A spoken reprimand is better
than approval that's never expressed.
6 The wounds from a lover are worth it;
kisses from an enemy do you in.
7 When you've stuffed yourself, you refuse dessert;
when you're starved, you could eat a horse.
8 People who won't settle down, wandering hither and yon,
are like restless birds, flitting to and fro.
9 Just as lotions and fragrance give sensual delight,
a sweet friendship refreshes the soul.
10 Don't leave your friends or your parents' friends
and run home to your family when things get rough;
Better a nearby friend
than a distant family.
11 Become wise, dear child, and make me happy;
then nothing the world throws my way will upset me.
12 A prudent person sees trouble coming and ducks;
a simpleton walks in blindly and is clobbered.
13 Hold tight to collateral on any loan to a stranger;
be wary of accepting what a transient has pawned.
14 If you wake your friend in the early morning
by shouting "Rise and shine!"
It will sound to him
more like a curse than a blessing.
15-16 A nagging spouse is like
the drip, drip, drip of a leaky faucet;
You can't turn it off,
and you can't get away from it.
Your Face Mirrors Your Heart17 You use steel to sharpen steel,
and one friend sharpens another.
18 If you care for your orchard, you'll enjoy its fruit;
if you honor your boss, you'll be honored.
19 Just as water mirrors your face,
so your face mirrors your heart.
20 Hell has a voracious appetite,
and lust just never quits.
21 The purity of silver and gold is tested
by putting them in the fire;
The purity of human hearts is tested
by giving them a little fame.
22 Pound on a fool all you like—
you can't pound out foolishness.
23-27 Know your sheep by name;
carefully attend to your flocks;
(Don't take them for granted;
possessions don't last forever, you know.)
And then, when the crops are in
and the harvest is stored in the barns,
You can knit sweaters from lambs' wool,
and sell your goats for a profit;
There will be plenty of milk and meat
to last your family through the winter.
Proverbs 27 (King James Version)
2Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.
3A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both.
4Wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous; but who is able to stand before envy?
5Open rebuke is better than secret love.
6Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.
7The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet.
8As a bird that wandereth from her nest, so is a man that wandereth from his place.
9Ointment and perfume rejoice the heart: so doth the sweetness of a man's friend by hearty counsel.
10Thine own friend, and thy father's friend, forsake not; neither go into thy brother's house in the day of thy calamity: for better is a neighbour that is near than a brother far off.
11My son, be wise, and make my heart glad, that I may answer him that reproacheth me.
12A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself; but the simple pass on, and are punished.
13Take his garment that is surety for a stranger, and take a pledge of him for a strange woman.
14He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.
15A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
16Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.
17Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
18Whoso keepeth the fig tree shall eat the fruit thereof: so he that waiteth on his master shall be honoured.
19As in water face answereth to face, so the heart of man to man.
20Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied.
21As the fining pot for silver, and the furnace for gold; so is a man to his praise.
22Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.
23Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks, and look well to thy herds.
24For riches are not for ever: and doth the crown endure to every generation?
25The hay appeareth, and the tender grass sheweth itself, and herbs of the mountains are gathered.
26The lambs are for thy clothing, and the goats are the price of the field.
27And thou shalt have goats' milk enough for thy food, for the food of thy household, and for the maintenance for thy maidens.